
Desolation Sound Part II: The Reality
First things first: it’s not so desolate. While there isn’t exactly a corner grocer in every cove, there are some great places to pick up groceries, including fresh meats, veggies and breads. The pricing may be a little higher than your regular supermarket, but hey, who cares when you’ve been living off canned beans for a week! Just remember to pack cash; most of the small island communities don’t have debit machines. And I suppose that if you were truly desperate, one of those huge American floating condo units might be able to spare a smoked oyster or two.
I should also mention right up front that I broke the cardinal rule of boating: Thou shalt not taketh too much, or your ship will not float and thou shalt endeth up bringing half of the stuff home again. How did I ever imagine that the two of us would need six cans of mushrooms, at least as many tins of meats and fish and a dozen dried soups. Considering that I had already pre-marinated meats and fish that would last us the first four days, and that we were only going to be gone max nine nights, it doesn’t take someone with a degree in hotel and restaurant management to see that we were way over the top. My only excuse was a last-minute anxiety attack and I started emptying my entire pantry into an empty Rubbermaid bin. I didn’t earn the moniker “Condiment Queen” for nothing.
But there were many things that worked well for us and Pam and I served up some fabulous meals. Lucky for you, my other nom de plume is “Lady of Lists.” Not that kind of listing, but the making of what some might even call obsessively detailed written lists. Here are a few of my suggestions on foods to cruise with, and those better left in dry dock.
One of the surest things I learned is that out of ten people, only one or two really like blue cheese, so unless you intend to eat the entire wedge yourself, leave it behind. But definitely take along a lot of cheeses. They are a must for the cocktail hour and keep well, even after the ice has melted. Along with the cheese, we found that the packages of pumpernickel and other seeded breads that can be found in most deli sections keep well, taste great, are perfect for snacks and sandwiches and pack easily because they are so moist and dense. Forget about bringing traditional breads unless you have lots of extra storage space; they will only get scrunched. Wraps such as different flavoured tortilla shells and pita pack easily, have a variety of uses, and were used at every meal. Pickles and olives are another mainstay in our diet, and I had a lot of those on hand. Salami and the many varieties of preserved sausages available store and keep well and can be used from appetizer plate to main course. We often had such great snacks that it may have seemed unnecessary to still have dinner. But we did!
Because all of my meats and fish had been pre-marinated and seasoned, producing dinner was a breeze. I found that the side-dishes I counted on most were the pre-packaged couscous mixes. These along with dried Oriental egg noodles only require a small amount of boiling water poured over them to prepare and did not tie up my small but efficient little butane stove. I took a five pound bag of potatoes with us and they all came back. They just take too much water and too much cooking time to be practical in our small boat. I also had a variety of canned beans (garbanzo, kidney, pinto etc.) I seasoned these with curry sauce, one of the many bottled sauces and seasonings I had packed. I would have to say that the most limiting factor in food preparation, besides lack of space, had to be amount of potable water required. While items such as drink crystals may seem like a great space-saving thing to bring alone, the reality is that they still require water to mix.
Dried fruits such as apricots and raisins were great simply for snacks or added to couscous dishes or pancakes. Yes, we did have pancakes on two mornings. They were a welcome treat for everyone. Just remember a good pancake flipper if you do decide to serve them. We had the opportunity to pick blackberries a few times, but I never had anything with me to carry them in. Mental note: always be prepared. For most breakfasts, Jordan and I just had fruit and a good granola bar. Unless you have kids, you probably don’t need the hassle of carrying extra milk and having more dishes to wash. Our other treat in the morning was coffee. Go retro and buy a camp-stove percolator. The smell of coffee brewing and the sound of it bubbling will bring back all sorts of childhood memories. We used canned evaporated milk for the coffee, but we really need to find a better way of storing the stuff once the tin is opened. What a mess!
I found out a little too late, long after my tomatoes were salsa, that they can be kept in an old ice cream tub with holes punched in the sides. Storing this in a cool part of the boat will keep them whole and alive. Pam told me this and she’s not sure whether she overheard someone from another boat talking about it or read it in the Sounder? I think she is just trying to cover-up the fact that she actually watches Martha Stewart. Tomatoes and lettuce were definitely the two items hardest to keep or buy anywhere, so when we did eat out, we made sure to all fill up on salads.
I went a little overboard on lemons and limes. I must have remembered my elementary school social studies and tales of our early explorers suffering from scurvy. I suppose that if we had been into crabbing as, judging from the obstacle course of red trap buoys, hundreds of other boaters were, we could have made good use of the lemons. The thought of catching our own dinner sounded romantic until you saw the price tag on all of the paraphernalia required. One guy told us that it would have been cheaper to go to a fine seafood restaurant, but less fun. Or perhaps if any of us really liked oysters, we could have joined our fellow over-nighters in Pendrell Sound who were standing up to their knees in cold water with a shucker in one hand and a lemon wedge in the other, picking and eating through their first course.
A few miscellaneous notes: take three can openers because the first of the ones you do take is going to stop working on day two, everyone does not love canned peas and finally, no matter how commendably you have chosen and packed your food supplies, it still only counts if you can remember where you put everything.
For those fellow boaters out there who like to discuss their dinner plans with their boating buddy on VHF 69, everyone else is listening too, and if your dinner sounds better than the one we have planned, you might have unexpected guests. But don’t worry, I’ll bring the condiments and lemons.